Monday, November 16, 2009

Another Junie B. Post

One time when I was younger, I was on a step at the Y and I tripped on it. This is what Junie B would say if she saw that step... she would say, "Watch out for that guy. That guy could trip you when you're not even looking!"

If Junie B. did not like school and her little brother Ollie was home sick, she would say, "That's no fair. That guy is luckier, because I don't like that dumb bunny kindergarten." That's what she would say.

When Junie B needed five dollars, and her Grandpa Miller had it, she said, "I need five dollars and you have five dollars. So, boom! Do the math!"

There's another girl named May in Junie B's class. One time, Junie B's tooth was loose and she was pulling on it and it hurt her. Junie B said, "Ow, you dumb bunny tooth." Then May said, "It's not good to say dumb bunny." And then Junie B said, "Oh, thank you for telling me that you dumb bunny, May"

I hope you like this blog post. Please visit me another time.


  1. this is so funny. i love the way you write about junie b.

    i'm so glad to see your new post. every day i go to my computer and look for a new post from you. i was beginning to give up, but now i'm so glad i checked again.

    how about writing a post about your modeling career. i'm sure your mom has the photos that were taken. if not, i do.


  2. hi jordan c...
    i like all your stories about junie b...
    she's a really funny dumb bunny. uh-oh, i'm not supposed to say that,
    i hope you post again soon, because i like what you write.
    love from your bama!

  3. I love this post too! I am sure everyone will want to buy a Junie B Jones book after reading this!

  4. The Junie B. books sound very funny! You did a good job of sharing some of your favorite parts.

  5. Hi Jory,
    I love your blog! Junie B. Jones is one of my favorite people. I have all of her books and I also tell everyone about them. I'm glad you do, too. ~ Yaya
    Yaya's Home

  6. I am reading a Junie B Jones too, like you. And the Junie B. Jones I'm reading is Cheater Pants. Junie B. Jones was copying May's homework in their school and she was not supposed to do that. Which Junie B. Jones book are you reading now?


  7. Hi Emmapetunia,

    I just finished Jingle Bells, Batman Smells (P.S. So Does May) This was a very funny one!

    Thank you for asking me.


  8. My favourite Junie B. line in your post is "So boom! Do the math." She has attitude that girl.

  9. Hi Jordan! I love your Blogs! I am so proud of you for doing this! I love that "dumb bunny" part in Junie B. too! She really makes me laugh! I can't wait to read Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Valentine. It's my favorite one! Have you read it yet?

    See you tomorrow in school!

    Mrs. Stoyanov

  10. Jordan,
    I've read the Junie B. Jones Dumb Bunny book.
    It's called Toothless Wonder!
    Have You read Junie B. Jones First Grader?